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    • 도심 속 공원

    It's Mike's first day on the job as a bartender. As he serves a customer a Manhattan, a piece of parsley falls into the drink. "What the hell is that?" the customer asks."It's your Manhattan. And there's Central Park." He replied.마이크가 바텐더 일을 시작한 첫날이었다. 한 손님이 주문한 맨해튼(칵테일의 한 종류)을 준비하는 동안 파슬리 한 조각이 칵테일 속으로 떨어졌다. "이건 ...
     

    • 일심동체

    A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he begins swinging the dog collar furiously.The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"The blind man replies, "Just looking around."한 시각장애인이 그의 안내견과 함께 한 가게에 들어섰다. 갑자기 그는 안내견의 목걸이를 맹렬히 흔들기 시작했다. 점원이 남성에게 달려와 물었다. "뭐 하시는...
     

    • 부하와 상관의 차이

    1. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.2. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.1. 당신이 실수하는 것은 바보이기 때문이다.당신의 상관이 실수하는 것은 그도 사람이기 때문이다.2. 당신이 시키지 않은 일을 한다면 이는 주제를 모르는 것이다.당신의 상관이 같은 일...
     

    • 편협한 이유

    A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a Polish Meatball Sandwich. The man at the counter said, "What a Pollack." The Polish man said, "I resent that. If a Jew came to your counter and asked for a kosher salami on rye, would you call him a stupid Jew." "Probably, " replied the clerk. "And if an Italian came in here and asked for spaghetti...
     

    • 출퇴근 시간

    There is one very serious law firm. All staff comes to work at 6 a.m. and leaves around 11 p.m. Suddenly, one guy started his day at 9 a.m. All the guys exchanged 'looks'. And he left at 6 p.m. All the guys exchanged 'looks'.Next day is the same story. And the day after is the same story.Finally, they come to this rebel to explain the rules.He listened, kept quiet for a while and said, "Excus...
     

    • 말 실수

    A:How many nerds are there in this town besides you?B:Are you insulting me?A:Ok, how many nerds in your town including you?A:이 동네에 너 말고 머저리들이 얼마나 있니?B:날 모욕하는 말처럼 들리는데?A:알았어, 그러면 너를 포함해서 몇 명이나 되지? ...
     

    • 잘못된 본보기

    A young boy had just gotten his driver's license, and inquired of his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "You bring your grades up to B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been stu...
     

    • 불공정한 결투

    A thin man insulted a heavyset man. The heavyset man challenged his tormentor to a duel with pistols. On the day of the duel, a debate ensued about the unfair advantage held by the thin man because he was a much smaller target. Finally the thin man came up with a solution. "Let the outline of my figure be chalked upon your body," he said to hisopponent, "and any shots of mine that h...
     

    • 오리사냥을 실패한 이유

    Slim and Jim went duck hunting with their dogs for the first time. After a long day without much success, Slim remarked to Jim, "I think I figured out what we're doing wrong." "What's that?" said Jim. "We're not throwing the dogs high enough," said Slim.슬림과 짐은 개들을 데리고 처음으로 오리사냥에 나섰다. 별 소득도 없이 긴 하루를 보낸 뒤 슬림이 짐에게 말했다. "우...
     

    • 법률 조언

    Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered Taylor, "You are to confer with the defendant in the hallway, and give him the best legal advice you can."After a time, Taylor re-entered the courtroom alone. When the judge asked where the defendant had gone, Taylor replied, ""You asked me to give hi...
     

    • 진실의 룰렛

    A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?"A gent next to her, calmly suggests, "Well, why don't you play your age?"He walks away. Moments later, He is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won! Rushing back to the table, he is ...
     

    • 밥값은 누가…

    Three businessmen were having dinner at a club. When it came time to pay the check, each grabbed for it."It's a business expense," said one."I'll pay," said the second. "I'm on cost plus.""Let me have it, "argued the third. "I'm filing for bankruptcy next week."사업가 세 명이 클럽에서 저녁을 먹고 있었다. 계산할 때가 되자 서로 자기가 밥값을 내겠다며...
     
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