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A mllionaire throws a party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he announces to his guests that he has a swimming pool with two white sharks in it.

"I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across that pool."

Suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool a man is swimming as hard as he can and fins come out of the water. The sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and gets out of the pool. The millionaire says, "I am a man of my word. Anything of mine I will give: my Ferraris, my house, anything. So what will it be?"

The guy says, "Why don't we start with the name of the jerk who pushed me in!"

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